Wednesday, January 13, 2010

我喜歡你的 T-Shirt: Quarterly Crazy English T-Shirt Update

So I had to change the name because weekly just ain't happening. Doesn't mean that I don't stop seeing strange English on people's shirts weekly it's just I don't have the time to post them. So maybe this will more quarterly...or monthly. We shall see. Enjoy!

"If you wanna be the man you gotta be black." On a Chinese man of course.


On bird says to another bird, "My cherished Companion." To which to the other bird replies, "Will you come?" Maybe my mind is just dirty...but that is strange is it not?


With a picture of crutches on the front, "Circus action does not copy from Jackass. Circus action is not Uncle McDonald." Kind of makes sense---I get it. The circus is the original Jackass right? None of that phoney...uh Uncle McDonald shit. Hey you leave Uncle McDonald out of this!


And on my awesome sweatshirt I just bought (Ero, it is awesome and I don't care if it signals the beginning of me turning Taiwanese!) with pseudo fur lining in the hood. Only $6 USD YO! Cheaply made and collects lint like a motha-fucka but I still love it, "Drug Speedy: didrciaisly differng." Can I buy a vowel please? Guess thats how you spell after using methamphetamine, I don't know. I am going to feel like an ass if this actually some language that I don't know...but if it is, and it does have meaning please do bring the humiliation/enlightenment and let me know.

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