Saturday, January 16, 2010

I didn't know days like this were possible in Taiwan


I wake up next to a smiling face. I peer out the third story window to see a sunny day, blue sky, and Kaohsiung's landscape: hills, subway, apartment high-rises, clothes hanging out on the balconies to dry, the stray McDonald golden arch signaling that no one is safe from globalization. And I look to the windowsill and I notice the scratch paper I wrote "Live and Let Live" on is propped up catching the morning sun just so. A token saved from when I taught Hao Shu this English 成語 "idiom."

I go downstairs bracing my whole emotional-self for an awkward situation. I know Chinese culture is more conservative....shouldn't have spent the night...his mom will think I am a whore...I am corrupting her son...why do these foreign devils have to bring their immoral culture to Taiwan....just when my heart is getting ready to close off on the defense I think I hear my name. I am hearing my name---my Chinese name. And it is Huang Ma Ma (what I call my boyfriend's Mom, Huang is their surname) and she sounds just like every Mom I have ever heard calling loved-ones to eat. Granted it is different because my brain is working twice is hard to understand the language; but the feeling is exactly the same. She gives me 豆漿 soy milk with some kind of seasoning. And it really rocked my socks. She also gives me what I like to call Chinese bread because I don't know what it actually is. But is soft and white like bread...but NOT bread...more like an awesome roll of an insane texture. Then she insists on me trying on a pair of Nike shoes, they fit so she gives them to me. She said she worried my feet were cold because I was only wearing sandals.
Go to order a coffee and watch the woman at the counter's face go from fear, to relief (when I start ordering in Chinese) to amusement (as I probably sound a bit like a 4 year old ordering coffee and look like one as a drool over the chocolate cake in the desert case...then I proceed to do a little "I am happy to get coffee" dance).

I get home and go running in beautiful 60 degree weather with not a cloud in the sky. The track is bustling with life. I help folks retrieve run-away balls...and wave at the curious on-lookers and say hello. A young boy around the age of 8 comes bounding next to me. And I say, 比賽好不好? How about a race? He happily yells 比賽!And he sprints ahead of me. 你真的贏了!You win! I say as I continue lap after lap. I get done and realize I finished 4 miles. My body feels good...and I look to the sky and thank the lord for my health.

I really never expected I would have a day like this in Taiwan. A day that nothing spectacular happens---just an ordinary day in life, but it is totally and utterly life-affirming. It makes me feel like myself. Like I am capable of loving and being loved. And that...that in itself is most important. When I was going trough my worst times here in Taiwan I was pretty sure my soul was dying. I think now that it is because I wasn't feeding my soul anything. I am so thankful now that I have come to a phase where I capable of opening my heart and getting some "soul food," if you will. I really will say it with emphasis now 我吃飽了!"I am full!"

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

我喜歡你的 T-Shirt: Quarterly Crazy English T-Shirt Update

So I had to change the name because weekly just ain't happening. Doesn't mean that I don't stop seeing strange English on people's shirts weekly it's just I don't have the time to post them. So maybe this will more quarterly...or monthly. We shall see. Enjoy!

"If you wanna be the man you gotta be black." On a Chinese man of course.


On bird says to another bird, "My cherished Companion." To which to the other bird replies, "Will you come?" Maybe my mind is just dirty...but that is strange is it not?


With a picture of crutches on the front, "Circus action does not copy from Jackass. Circus action is not Uncle McDonald." Kind of makes sense---I get it. The circus is the original Jackass right? None of that phoney...uh Uncle McDonald shit. Hey you leave Uncle McDonald out of this!


And on my awesome sweatshirt I just bought (Ero, it is awesome and I don't care if it signals the beginning of me turning Taiwanese!) with pseudo fur lining in the hood. Only $6 USD YO! Cheaply made and collects lint like a motha-fucka but I still love it, "Drug Speedy: didrciaisly differng." Can I buy a vowel please? Guess thats how you spell after using methamphetamine, I don't know. I am going to feel like an ass if this actually some language that I don't know...but if it is, and it does have meaning please do bring the humiliation/enlightenment and let me know.